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    blast from the past: the Willie Williams recruiting diary (funny)

    I know a bunch of you have to remember Willie and his Miami Herald recruiting blog that brought an end to being able to take recruits out to eat on recruiting visits, amongst other things. Here are is a look back at just some of his stupidity

    Florida State University
    ''When Coach Bowden picked me up, he had a box of chicken wings for me... there was only like two wings. I told him `Coach, we're still going to dinner right?

    ``Coach Haggins told us to order as much as we wanted. I ordered a steak and a lobster tail. The lobster tail was like $49.99. I couldn't believe something so little could cost so much. The steak didn't even have a price.

    But, then I saw what the other guys were ordering, I was like, `Forget this.' I called the waiter back and told him to bring me four lobster tails, two steaks and a Shrimp Scampi. It was good. I took two boxes back with me to the hotel.''

    ''Coach Bowden was cool, but Ms. Bowden was the bomb. I swear, she must be related to Betty Crocker or something. When we walked into that house, it was like walking into a Publix Bakery -- banana pudding, chocolate cake, cheesecake. I had one of everything. I didn't want to leave.''

    Auburn
    ''I really wanted to go to Red Lobster for some more lobster and steak (per the FSU visit, no doubt), but they told me the wait was two hours. So I got me some baby back ribs, buffalo wings and shrimp. Even though I ordered first, somehow, I was still the last one to get my food.

    ''You know how it is, those girls are supposed to be there to cheer you up. But I told them, `I ain't no animal, and I ain't going to eat no plant. I'm from Miami. I don't eat that. You farm people are used to it, but not me.'' (After several female hosts, nicknamed the Tigerettes, offered him some of their spinach dip)

    ''One guy decided it was enough for him to commit. They tried to get me to join him. The girls were shouting, `We want you Willie. We want you.' I couldn't do it. So I just waved good-bye and got on the bus.''

    Miami
    When I saw Coach Coker was driving the Escalade, I was like, `Dang, coach got some taste.' ''

    ''We'd get to a red light and I would hold on because the bus driver would just take it. Coach Coker was like, `Willie, we've got police escorts.' I told him, 'Thank God. I thought the police were trying to pull us over and give us a ticket.'

    ''I was running like a blind man. I had my eyes closed cause I didn't want none of that smoke to get in my eyes. Coach was like, `It's OK, Willie. It isn't going to hurt you.' Now, I know." (Running out of a tunnel through a giant-sized UM helmet and the infamous smoke)

    ''J.R. and I figured we would stuff the Miami Hurricane jerseys under our clothes. Bobby hid his in his stomach, but he looked pregnant.''

    Florida
    ''I ate so many meatballs, the people there started looking like meatballs. Some guy kept trying to get me to eat these alligator tails, but I wasn't having it. I told him `I'm not the Crocodile Hunter.' I don't touch reptiles.''

    ''There was Gatorade all over the place.'' I was like `I get it. Gatorade was made at Florida.' ''


    ''The first night I was OK with eating at the stadium. But when they told me were going to eat there again, I was a little disappointed. I was like, `Take us to Red Lobster or something.'

    ``That's when I pretty much made up my mind. I can't live in a place that don't have any restaurants. What am I going to do -- fly home to eat shrimp?''

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    Re: blast from the past: the Willie Williams recruiting diary (funny)

    Didn't really seem that bad............
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    Re: blast from the past: the Willie Williams recruiting diary (funny)

    Cuck the Fards.

    (For those who don't know, he is now at Thug U north...Louisville)

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    Re: blast from the past: the Willie Williams recruiting diary (funny)

    I wish I could find the original articles. They were really amusing. Those excerps don't really do them justice.


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    Re: blast from the past: the Willie Williams recruiting diary (funny)

    Quote Originally Posted by Brummett_For_UK View Post
    Cuck the Fards.

    (For those who don't know, he is now at Thug U north...Louisville)
    Thanks because I didn't know that lol.
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