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    My dad. Any dumbazz idea had. " That dog won't hunt".
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    Re: Sayings from your parents or grandparents

    "Poor things, they just haven't been taught any better."--My Grandmother

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    Re: Sayings from your parents or grandparents

    "Oh bless your heart" -- (Translation: "Are you an idiot?")
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    My dad. That girl has round heels. Definition: She spends a lot of time on her back.
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    My dad: "That cotton-picker!" (He grew up on a cotton-producing farm and picked a lot of cotton, but the phrase Is often misinterpreted these days.)

    Everyone old in Texas: "You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a lawyer (Houston) / retired Air Force Lt. Col. (San Antonio) / pretentious ***** (Dallas) / meth-head (Austin).

    Everyone old in Texas: "He's not the sharpest tool in the shed."
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    From my Grandfather:

    "You can wish in one hand.....then s**t in the other....and see which one gets filled first."


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    A young bull will run down the hill to a pasture full of heifers to screw one. An old bull will walk down the hill and then screw them all.

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    Re: Sayings from your parents or grandparents

    Dumber than a bag of hammers.

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    Re: Sayings from your parents or grandparents

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
    Deo Vindice

    "Put a federal agency in charge of the Sahara Desert and it will run out of sand".

    Peggy Noonan


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    “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” — W.C. Fields



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