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    Auburn Tiger Coach Attempts Ploy Against the Red Army of Arkansas

    Auburn has announced their Friday night starter, Casey Mize, will not start against Arkansas' Red Army this Friday and he is listed as doubtful to pitch this weekend because of "fatigue and soreness". The regular Saturday starter for Auburn will move to Friday's game, and the Sunday starter moves to Saturday.

    Red Army 5-Star General, Dave Van Horn, should be prepared for a Nazi ploy in which Casey Wolfgang Mize will be labeled miraculously better on Sunday.

    You can't trust Nazis.
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    This isn't rocket science, Elroy.

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    Re: Auburn Tiger Coach Attempts Ploy Against the Red Army of Arkansas

    The bourgeois tigers have created a smokescreen. The Red Army has gas masks though. This will not slow the triumphant march of the proletariat. We will expropriate these expropriators.

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    rofl

    Quote Originally Posted by just some hog dude View Post
    the bourgeois tigers have created a smokescreen. The red army has gas masks though. This will not slow the triumphant march of the proletariat. We will expropriate these expropriators.
    Rotf!!
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    The Red Army has taken a surprise attack bomber raid by the Nazis in the first inning. Casualties are heavy for the Red Army.
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    Auburn Tiger Coach Attempts Ploy Against the Red Army of Arkansas

    ...Red Army battles back and downs 2 Nazi aircraft.

    Nazis 5, Red Army 2. Bottom of the 3rd.
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    cursing Run for the hills

    The Nazis have now blitzkrieged the Red Army from the rear flank with a battalion of Tiger tanks. The Red Army's General Knight has been killed in action. Casualties are mounting.

    Nazis 7, Red Army 2
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    surrender

    The Red Army platoon that was sent to invade the Nazi camp has been decimated and now is in full retreat.

    Nazis 10, Red Army 2. Bottom of 3rd still.
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    Re: Auburn Tiger Coach Attempts Ploy Against the Red Army of Arkansas

    15-2 now B6.

    RIP: Philip Lutzenkirchen

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    cursing Argh. The enemy speaks.

    Quote Originally Posted by xAuBuRn View Post
    15-2 now B6.
    I quit counting after 10 casualties when I was reassigned from the battle front to tote off my dead and injured comrades. What a defeat for the great proletariats. You killed our 5 star general. For that you will pay! Your filthy bourgeois Hitlerists are tougher than estimated but the expropriators still must be expropriated! The Red Army has reinforced the troops and we will attack again from the north at 1 pm today. General Trevor Stephan will assume command on the hill for the Red Army.
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