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Herchel
10-06-2017, 02:23 PM
Ole Miss are now the Land Sharks. No more Black Bears.

SavageOrangeJug
10-06-2017, 03:50 PM
Land Sharts!

ALA2262
10-06-2017, 09:51 PM
Me thinks they might want to rethink that.

Land Shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=land%20shark&utm_source=search-action

SavageOrangeJug
10-07-2017, 08:23 AM
https://s1.postimg.org/6kik17yn9r/22228567_10159377190155721_8957540502888664245_n.j pg

http://i.imgur.com/6GHu8mc.gif

Cuz
10-07-2017, 12:23 PM
I am sure it will improve their football team.

Naval Aviator
10-07-2017, 10:42 PM
https://s1.postimg.org/6kik17yn9r/22228567_10159377190155721_8957540502888664245_n.j pg

http://i.imgur.com/6GHu8mc.gif

Don't look at our NCAA violations, look over here! We are the land-sharks. Weeeeeeeee!

Tradition means nothing in Oxford?

Really Big Bama Fan
10-08-2017, 12:14 AM
I was hoping the Rebels would choose Admiral Ackbar.

YR_Tiger
10-09-2017, 10:54 AM
Me thinks they might want to rethink that.

Land Shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=land%20shark&utm_source=search-action

Dude I am trying this on the wife tonight....

YR_Tiger
10-10-2017, 05:54 PM
Dude I am trying this on the wife tonight....
Well H I tried it and I got to say ....it did not work out in real life like it did on my minds eye.....in related news I have a new mailing address....