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Herchel
09-28-2017, 03:50 PM
The 12th Annual Fulmer Cup Rankings (FINAL)

NOTE: Team rankings require a minimum of 2 player/coaches; if a team only has one their score is marked as “NR” for Not Ranked, however if anyone else on the team gets cited for so much as jaywalking they'll qualify for the team competition and be ranked.

Rank Program Pts Conf
1 Alcorn State 95 SWAC
2 Louisiana 72 Sun Belt
3 WKU 51 Conference USA
4 Michigan State 46 Big Ten
5 USF 41 American
6 Utah State 29 Mountain West
7 Illinois 23 Big Ten
8 Louisville 19 ACC
9t Old Dominion 18 Conference USA
9t Elon 18 CAA
In Brief

We had two truly unique incidents at the top of the Fulmer Cup standings this year.

It was the food fight to end all food fights. 20 Alcorn State players were arrested. The team bonuses alone were worth 20 points. By sheer numbers, the Braves dominate by total number of arrested and total number of points. Florida had the right idea of handling a massive credit card scheme internally (and off the Fulmer Cup books), Alcorn State let the cops do their thing and, for that, we thank them. The actual arrests and charges for Alcorn State were a whirlwind of confusion: we counted 35 charges, but prosecutors said they had 91 when they reduced charges because they said "We felt like that was a bit much, so we narrowed it down" (which we treat as a plea deal, so full points); plus two of the player were then arrested outside the courthouse. What we can say is 95 points was a conservative estimate and the most ever for a single incident.

Our FBS champs in 2017 are the Ragin' Cajuns who had a bizarre combination of events: A player was arrested for an alleged rape in a dorm room; afterward, 13 of his teammates were charged with felony theft for stealing from their accused teammate's room! Two wrongs (or in this case 14 wrongs) don't make a right... but they do score Fulmer Cup points!

Other memorable notables: Vandy's Sam Dobbs landed his drone illegally (seriously). Elon had several players charged with "Felony Secret Peeping." Utah State had players charged with witness tampering in an incident involving a teammate who had qualified for the Fulmer Cup earlier. Oklahoma's Baker Mayfield got tackled by the cops for a loss. WKU players are in a morass after beating someone up outside a fraternity. Two MTSU players were charged with animal cruelty for an unfortunate puppy video. USF's Hassan Childs got 3 bonus points for each time he was shot after pulling a gun on family. Old Dominion had a player arrested who was also the son of the head coach. Two App State players were accused of stabbing a third.

Really Big Bama Fan
09-29-2017, 08:17 AM
Clearly the age of SEC dominance is ended.

SavageOrangeJug
09-29-2017, 08:22 AM
Clearly the age of SEC dominance is ended.
Florida will pull us out of the fire once the seven arrests are made in the credit card case.

MKfromPA
09-29-2017, 04:23 PM
Go to He11, UL!!!

Herchel
09-29-2017, 04:32 PM
The Ellis T. Jones award for individual achievement goes to the player with the most points. Ellis robbed a restaurant and the patrons, but he wasn't finished. He ran ads for things to sell, to lure robbery victims. When they arrived he tasered them. SJSU won the award based solely on his points. So FC changed the rules so a team had to have two participants to qualify.

zud the hut
09-30-2017, 09:07 AM
Go to He11, UL!!!
Lala Land!

YR_Tiger
10-03-2017, 02:59 PM
The Ellis T. Jones award for individual achievement goes to the player with the most points. Ellis robbed a restaurant and the patrons, but he wasn't finished. He ran ads for things to sell, to lure robbery victims. When they arrived he tasered them. SJSU won the award based solely on his points. So FC changed the rules so a team had to have two participants to qualify.
Ole Ellis was ahead of the game way back when it was not even cool to be a Fulmer Cup Stud....

Ands I must say congrats to the Rajun Cajuns for the strong finish....